This part is called 'introduction and everything else' so here is something random. Post your favourite jokes here. Whether they are about nintendo, celebrities, cartoons, random jokes, female driver jokes and yo mama jokes! Here's one to start: Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out. After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together." The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together."